Francis: You don't understand. All I did was take a doughnut out of a dumpster. How is that stealing? I had to fight a cat to get it!
Sheriff Chad: Well, the restaurant owner wants to press charges. There's nothing I can do. Look, I know the guy. He's a bit of a hothead, but I promise you he'll lose interest in four or five days. [jail cell slams shut]
Francis: Four or five days? I have to start a logging job up in and I'm late as it is!
Sheriff Chad: It won't be bad. Three meals a day courtesy of my wife. You look like you could use some home cooking.
Vanessa: What would you like for dinner, chicken or a nice porterhouse steak?
Francis: Porterhouse, I guess.
Sheriff Chad: Oh, you're gonna love her cooking!
Vanessa: Well, thank you!
[As Vanessa hugs her husband, Sheriff Chad, she makes a kissing gesture at his colleague, Deputy Brock]