Abe Quote #7
Kitty: [shouts out the car window] Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie!
Lois: Kitty, you have to leave a little room between your "Stevies" or you won't be able to hear him yell back.
Kitty: I'm sorry. I'm just a little nervous. I don't have as much experience with my child being in mortal danger.
Lois: Okay, just calm down. You have to focus on something positive... like how we're going to punish them.
Kitty: How can I focus on anything when Stevie's out there, lost and scared?
Lois: I understand what you're feeling, Kitty. I'm concerned, too. We're all concerned.
Hal: Abe, this van is a palace. What does a rig like this set you back?
Abe: Eh, not as much as you'd think. When I sprang for the DVD player and flat-screen monitor, they threw in the GPS system for free, so it's really a... [Kitty looks at him]
Kitty: Stevie! Stevie! Stevie!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Carnival’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: Uh-oh.
Malcolm: [to camera] This is like the beginning of every horror movie I've ever seen.
Reese: I think we should all split up.
Quote from Dewey
Reese: What did you hear?
Dewey: Everything. I want to go to the fair.
Malcolm: No, Dewey. You're too young.
Dewey: Take me or I'll tell Mom.
Reese: If you do, I'll just stomp the crap out of you.
Dewey: Go ahead. I'm still telling.
Malcolm: Dewey, you're not going and you're not telling. If you blab to Mom, we'll take every pet you ever get and set it free.
Reese: We'll destroy every toy, every game, everything you ever love.
Dewey: Do what you have to.
Quote from Stevie
Kitty: A sleepover?! At someone else's house?!
Abe: Don't you like sleeping here, son?
Kitty: I don't think this is a good idea, Steve. I mean, Malcolm's family doesn't have a HEPA filter air purifier and God knows how outmoded their alarm system is. They probably don't even have motion detectors.
Abe: Be honest, son. Is it my snoring?
Kitty: You have a perfectly good hypo-allergenic mattress here to sleep on. I just don't see the point.
Stevie: It would help... me feel... normal. [rolls away] Fish... in a barrel.