Malcolm Quote #178
Quote from Malcolm in New Neighbors
Hal: We've got a moving van next door! Ooh, espresso-maker. Leather couch... I'm thinking upscale professional.
Lois: Well, if they're living here, they haven't managed their money very well.
Malcolm: Families keep moving in and out of that house. I wonder why.
[montage: Reese and Malcolm putting flaming dog poop on a man's doorstep; Reese accidentally knocking out a neighbor with a baseball bat which flew out of his hand; Hal accidentally running over a neighbor's pet as he reversed off the drive]
Malcolm: Maybe the house is haunted.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘New Neighbors’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: I think the word everyone is tiptoeing around is "feud."
Hal: That's a bit drastic, Reese.
Reese: No, Dad, a feud is just what this family needs. Having a common enemy will hone our skills and unite us in a brotherhood of blood.
Quote from Dewey
Malcolm: [to camera] This has been going on for days. I can't believe everybody fell for Josh's stupid lie. Maybe if I just ignore it for a while, it'll go away. People have short memories, right?
Dewey: [jumps rope and sings] Late at night, when you're sleeping That's when Malcolm Comes a-peeping You better watch out You better beware Or Malcolm will see your underwear.
Malcolm: What are you doing? Where did you learn that?
Dewey: At school. [jumps rope and sings] One, two, three, four Malcolm's at your bedroom door Five, six, seven...
Quote from Spangler
Spangler: No! No! No! Do you think Colonel North is going to be impressed by such a sloppy group of cadets? Now, we are going to do this and keep doing it until you get it right! All right, now, once more. With feeling. And...
Cadets: [sing] Candy Man Hey Candy Man Who can take a sunrise Who can take a sunrise Sprinkle it with dew Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two Candy Man Candy Man Oh, the Candy Man can The Candy Man can The Candy Man can 'Cause he mixes it with love And makes the world taste good Oh, oh, oh The Candy Man makes Everything he bakes Satisfying and delicious Do-do-do-do-do-do... Talk about your childhood wishes
Spangler: You can even eat the dishes. [cadets harmonize]