Hal: We've got a moving van next door! Ooh, espresso-maker. Leather couch... I'm thinking upscale professional.
Lois: Well, if they're living here, they haven't managed their money very well.
Malcolm: Families keep moving in and out of that house. I wonder why.
[montage: Reese and Malcolm putting flaming dog poop on a man's doorstep; Reese accidentally knocking out a neighbor with a baseball bat which flew out of his hand; Hal accidentally running over a neighbor's pet as he reversed off the drive]
Malcolm: Maybe the house is haunted.