Reese Quote #60
Quote from Reese in Halloween Approximately
Francis: What do you mean, Krelboynes?
[Malcolm and Reese are hit by a water balloon]
Malcolm: I guess they've built their own catapult.
Reese: That's impossible. How could they do that? Where would they get the materials?
Malcolm: It's a funnel and surgical tubing. Stevie's garage is filled with that stuff.
Dewey: What are we going to do?
Reese: We're going to fight. They're Krelboynes. They're nothing. We can fight. We can fight!
[later, Malcolm, Francis and Dewey look dejected as they sit on the roof covered in a variety of substances:]
Reese: We can fight. We can fight. We can fight.
Francis: We have to surrender.
Malcolm: Francis is right. We have to give up, Reese.
Reese: Come on, you wussies. Just shoot me over there. I'll kick your asses myself! [gets hit in the face by a squid] Get it off! Oh my God! Get it off!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Halloween Approximately’ Quotes
Quote from Francis
Reese: Couldn't you have gotten in trouble after Halloween?
Francis: Guys, I'm sorry. I know I let you down, but... I really didn't have a choice. I mean, the commandant's fake leg was just lying there in the closet begging for a novelty bumper sticker. It was a snap decision, but I really think I did the right thing.
Quote from Francis
Francis: Boys, the time has come. You're about to see the device that will change the face of Halloween forever. Behold.
Dewey: That's not a flying chocolate maker.
Reese: This is just a bunch of tubes.
Francis: Trust me.
Reese: I do trust you, but... I expected something a little more...
Malcolm: [looking at blueprint] Oh, my God. Will this work?
Francis: Absolutely.
Reese: What? What is it?
Malcolm: It looks like an incredibly powerful slingshot.
Francis: A slingshot capable of hurling objects over a distance of two city blocks. Picture yourself you're walking down the street, you're minding your own business when all of a sudden... bam! You're hit by a ten-pound balloon filled with shaving cream, paint or any number of foul-smelling liquids. And you never, ever know who did it.
Reese: It's the perfect weapon.
Malcolm: Reese, are you crying?
Reese: [emotional] No.
Quote from Malcolm
Reese: 9 days past expiration. [drinks orange juice] Ugh. Here.
Malcolm: [drinks] Ugh! It turned carbonated.
Reese: Hmm.
Malcolm: [removes cottage cheese] Expired 2 months ago.
Reese: You don't have the guts. [hands Malcolm a spoon]
Malcolm: [gags]
Reese: [retches] [removes egg nog]
Malcolm: When was the last Christmas we have Egg Nog?
Reese: I think before Dewey.
Malcolm: It's all you, man. [Reese gags as he drinks the eggnog] [to camera] This is a game that has no winners.