Hal Quote #93
Quote from Hal in Traffic Jam
Malcolm: [to camera] It's 95 degrees outside, but it's 110 in here. We have to run the heater, so the radiator doesn't boil over.
Lois: Hal, stop swerving.
Hal: That darn silver Toyota's been taligating for the last 3 miles.
Lois: Just pull over let them pass.
Hal: Oh, flashing the bright, just gotta be like that, huh? [floors it]
Lois: Good lord, Hal, He could have a gun! Just let him pass.
Hal: All right, silver Toyota, you win this round. [waves him ahead] Go ahead! Get there two seconds sooner! God, that guy is just an accident waiting to happen. [horn honks] [tires screech]
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Traffic Jam’ Quotes
Quote from Dewey
Dewey: And then the ambulance came, but there was this balloon. And then I was chasing it. And then I didn't know where I was. And then I chased a bag. And then I really didn't know where I was. Then I saw you, and I thought maybe you could help me. [Dewey is talking to a scarecrow] Because you've helped that other girl, the one in the movie. So if you could just come to life and help me, I'd really appreciate it. [silence] Thanks anyway.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Think about it, Lois. I stopped to tie my shoe in the parking lot. If I hadn't done that, we would've been on the road 20 seconds sooner. I would've been 200 yards ahead of where I was. And then I would've been the silver Toyota.
Lois: And if you hadn't rented Body Heat we never would have had Dewey. It's all an intricate tapestry, Hal.
Quote from Dewey
Dewey: A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D...
Farmer Woman: It's a good thing I found you. It's not very safe for little boy like you to be all by yourself.
Dewey: A...B...C...D...
Farmer Woman: Oh, don't you worry I'm gonna get you back home to your parents. They must be worried sick.
Dewey: A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D...
Farmer Woman: It's "E", dear. A...B...C...D...E... E.
Dewey: I know. A...B...C...D... A...B...C...D...