Reese Quote #651
Quote from Reese in Hal's Dentist
Reese: Okay, Mom, this is it. Once you're up, don't look down.
Lois: But-
Reese: Trust me. Just start pedaling. I'm going to make sure you get through this. You are not alone.
Lois: Thank you, Reese.
Reese: Now go!
Lois: [rides bicycle] Oh, my God! I'm doing it! I'm riding!
Reese: Don't worry, Mom! This is for your own good.
Lois: Reese?!
Reese: Try to go slow, Mom! I'm going to crash into you! I'm going to prove to you that falling isn't so bad!
Lois: No, Reese, I'm doing fine, see?
Reese: Mom, it's the only way!
[After Reese crashes in to Lois, she is flung off her bike onto the soft grass. Reese, meanwhile, is thrown up into the air and he lands with his pelvis on the bike frame]
Lois: Reese, it worked! I'm not afraid. I can ride. Thank you.
Reese: Mommy.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Hal's Dentist’ Quotes
Quote from Lois
Lois: There's this stupid bike-a-thon at work. Some idiot made a big stink about how the store's not doing enough for charity.
Reese: Then don't do it.
Lois: I have to. I'm the idiot. And I... I... I... can't ride a bike. And it's very embarrassing.
Reese: So you really can't ride a bike?
Lois: No.
Reese: Hey, everybody! My mom can't- [Lois tackles Reese and holds his head to the ground]
Lois: You don't understand! My father didn't believe in training wheels!
Reese: Mom!
Lois: He just tied me to the bike and pushed me down the hill.
Reese: Mom, there's glass down here!
Lois: I came back with three teeth in my hand, and he just pushed me down all over again. After that, I just told people I knew how to ride. And I've been living with this lie ever since!
Reese: Mom!
Lois: If you tell anybody, I will kill you! Do you hear me?
Quote from Malcolm
Malcolm: Wow, and I thought Reese was the one dragging us down.
Dewey: Maybe we should see how he's doing with his squirrel.
Malcolm: If I know Reese, all the good parts are gone by now. Nothing exciting ever happens around here.
[A mattress falls from the sky and lands in the middle of the road]
Dewey: Wow. We even have boring miracles.
Malcolm: It must have fallen from a plane or something.
Dewey: Wow, this is brand-new. At least what I think a mattress would look like new. It's got no lumps.
Malcolm: No weird stains.
Dewey: No springs sticking out of it.
Both: It's got tags! [both sit down]
Dewey: It's like sitting on a cloud with two clouds under it.
Malcolm: This is amazing. I'm in ass heaven.
Dewey: Maybe it's worth some money.
Malcolm: Sell it or keep it? Let's think about this for a second. [both lay back]
Quote from Hal
Lois: Hal, you have an infection. You have to see a dentist.
Hal: I made an appointment with Dr. Voorhees tomorrow.
Lois: Isn't that the guy we took Dewey's hamster to?
Hal: He's a doctor. If he isn't in the society pages, then you're not impressed, huh, Lois?