Dewey Quote #407
Quote from Dewey in Malcolm Visits College
Dewey: This horn's from Dad's van, and this one's from Mom's car and this one's from the ice cream truck.
[As Dewey starts to remove the drain pipe from the side of the house, Hal walks out into backyard]
Hal: Dewey. What are you doing?
Dewey: The spout fell down. I'm fixing it.
Hal: Good boy. Listen, I talked with Mrs. Hittelman down the block and she said that if you want, you can use her piano.
Dewey: Thanks anyway, Dad, but I found something else to amuse myself.
Hal: Oh. Well, good. Hey, have you seen my hair dryer? I swear, it's like stuff is just getting up and walking off. Either that or someone's messing with me.
Dewey: Dad, I think I figured out what's going on. Somebody's sneaking into the house and stealing stuff. Probably punks.
Hal: No, not punks, son. Just good kids who got lost along the way. Either way, they're going down.
[After Hal goes back inside, Dewey goes back to trying to remove the drainpipe]
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Visits College’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: Wait a second. You guys are talking about college for Malcolm and not me? I'm a year older than he is. Why aren't you taking me to look at colleges?
Hal: [stammers] Well, son...
Reese: [laughs] I'm just screwing with you. Relax.
Quote from Malcolm
Malcolm: [to camera] I have my first college visit coming up. I get to stay overnight in a dorm, tour the campus and spend 18 hours pretending my family doesn't exist. I actually skipped all the way to school today. I probably should've stopped once I passed the football field, but who cares? My body may have been stuffed in a trash can, but my mind was taking a shower with a college chick.
Quote from Reese
Reese: Come on, there's tons of reasons to go out with a guy like me. To make your dad mad, or your boyfriend jealous. Maybe you just hate yourself, or have a sick curiosity. I don't know! I can't do all the work for you! [to Malcolm] I thought I at least I had a chance with the fat ride.
Malcolm: Did you actually call her that?
Reese: Hey, I didn't make her fat.