Quote from Dewey in Malcolm Visits College
Dewey: This horn's from Dad's van, and this one's from Mom's car and this one's from the ice cream truck. [As Dewey starts to remove the drain pipe from the side of the house, Hal walks out into backyard] Hal: Dewey. What are you doing? Dewey: The spout fell down. I'm fixing it. Hal: Good boy. Listen, I talked with Mrs. Hittelman down the block and she said that if you want, you can use her piano. Dewey: Thanks anyway, Dad, but I found something else to amuse myself. Hal: Oh. Well, good. Hey, have you seen my hair dryer? I swear, it's like stuff is just getting up and walking off. Either that or someone's messing with me. Dewey: Dad, I think I figured out what's going on. Somebody's sneaking into the house and stealing stuff. Probably punks. Hal: No, not punks, son. Just good kids who got lost along the way. Either way, they're going down. [After Hal goes back inside, Dewey goes back to trying to remove the drainpipe]