Malcolm Quote #540
Quote from Malcolm in Malcolm Visits College
Malcolm: [to camera] I have my first college visit coming up. I get to stay overnight in a dorm, tour the campus and spend 18 hours pretending my family doesn't exist. I actually skipped all the way to school today. I probably should've stopped once I passed the football field, but who cares? My body may have been stuffed in a trash can, but my mind was taking a shower with a college chick.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Visits College’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: Wait a second. You guys are talking about college for Malcolm and not me? I'm a year older than he is. Why aren't you taking me to look at colleges?
Hal: [stammers] Well, son...
Reese: [laughs] I'm just screwing with you. Relax.
Quote from Reese
Reese: Come on, there's tons of reasons to go out with a guy like me. To make your dad mad, or your boyfriend jealous. Maybe you just hate yourself, or have a sick curiosity. I don't know! I can't do all the work for you! [to Malcolm] I thought I at least I had a chance with the fat ride.
Malcolm: Did you actually call her that?
Reese: Hey, I didn't make her fat.
Quote from Reese
Reese: Who is that?
Malcolm: That's Christie. She's the new narc.
Reese: We have a new narc? What happened to Druggie Dougie?
Malcolm: He got served divorce papers in history class.
Reese: Aw, come on, she's so cute. She's a narc?
Christie: [to passersby] Hey, papers? Anyone got papers? Hey, papers? Anybody got papers?
Malcolm: Do you even know anyone who does drugs?
Reese: Why are you asking me? I don't have any friends. But sometimes, I do have brilliant ideas.
Malcolm: Where are you going?
Reese: Malcolm, I live in a world of what the hells. [walks over to Sophie and starts picking at the air] Ooh... Oh, man, I am so... Never mind.