Lois Quote #90
Quote from Lois in The Bots and the Bees
Lois: You know, this room isn't so bad. The way you whined about it, I thought it was going to be a couple of cots and a drain in the floor.
Francis: What are you doing?
Lois: You're stinky. I'm going to give you a sponge bath.
Francis: You're not giving me a sponge bath.
Lois: Arms up. [Francis groans] Just because you had surgery is no reason to be a pig.
Francis: Mom, did you know that I almost died?
Lois: Oh, you did not almost die.
Francis: My appendix burst! They had to vacuum out the contents of my intestines. You could not possibly comprehend the pain that I was in. That I am in.
Lois: Yeah. I don't know anything about pain. What, with four boys totaling 112 hours of labor... you being half of that, I might add.
Francis: I'm sorry that I came out feet first, Mom.
Lois: That's okay, honey. I forgave you years ago.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘The Bots and the Bees’ Quotes
Quote from Stevie
Eraserhead: We've had a vote. We're backing out of the contest.
Malcolm: What?
Lloyd: Your father has commandeered this project and twisted it toward his own mad ends.
Dabney: We want our blueprints back.
Stevie: We can... do this... the easy... way... or... we can... do this... the hard...
Malcolm: Come on, my dad's in the backyard.
Stevie: ...way.
Quote from Lois
Spangler: Hello!
Lois: Who are you?
Spangler: Edwin Spangler. I am commandant of Marlin Academy.
Lois: Good for you. Where's your eye?
Spangler: Pardon?
Lois: Do your ears work? Do you have some business with my son? He needs to rest.
Spangler: Well, I stopped by to pick up your boy's homework.
Lois: Homework?! [chuckles] You're not giving him homework. My son nearly lost his life. Something that never would've happened if you'd taken proper care of him in the first place.
Spangler: Well, I assure you, ma'am, had it not been for Francis' long history of crying wolf-
Lois: Crying wolf? You listen to me, you idiot! My child is sick. He does not need you marching in here, puffing up your little chest and making his life more miserable than it already is. Why don't you just go play army man somewhere else?
Spangler: [walks away] God, she is magnificent.
Quote from Spangler
Spangler: I can't apologize enough for these barbaric accommodations. You deserve so much more.
Lois: Oh, no, this is fine. Why are all the hotel rooms booked?
Spangler: The All-Alabama Gay Rodeo is in town again. Homosexuals riding horses and such. It does wonders for the local economy but you have to fight the crowds for everything. If you're interested, I have some passes.
Lois: No, thanks.
Spangler: Another time, then. Bon soir.