Lois: You know, this room isn't so bad. The way you whined about it, I thought it was going to be a couple of cots and a drain in the floor.
Francis: What are you doing?
Lois: You're stinky. I'm going to give you a sponge bath.
Francis: You're not giving me a sponge bath.
Lois: Arms up. [Francis groans] Just because you had surgery is no reason to be a pig.
Francis: Mom, did you know that I almost died?
Lois: Oh, you did not almost die.
Francis: My appendix burst! They had to vacuum out the contents of my intestines. You could not possibly comprehend the pain that I was in. That I am in.
Lois: Yeah. I don't know anything about pain. What, with four boys totaling 112 hours of labor... you being half of that, I might add.
Francis: I'm sorry that I came out feet first, Mom.
Lois: That's okay, honey. I forgave you years ago.