Mr. Herkabe Quote #295
Quote from Mr. Herkabe in Humilithon
Mr. Herkabe: What are you doing?
Hal: Mopping. In five minutes, I will have my two hours, and that will discharge my obligation to the volunteer program.
Mr. Herkabe: Oh, no, it does not, because you have been expelled.
Hal: All I know is I've been mopping! And this floor looks pretty darn clean to me.
Mr. Herkabe: But that was unauthorized mopping.
Hal: It is spotless, and maybe we should just see whether the principal thinks it's a job well done.
Mr. Herkabe: It's not even clean. [flicks soil onto the floor]
Hal: Don't you dare!
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Quote from Hal
Francis: [on the phone] Dad, listen, I know I owe you guys a lot of money and I want to start paying you back. So I'm sending you $50 this month, and then my plan is...
Hal: What do you need $50 for?
Francis: No, I'm sending you $50.
Hal: Francis, I can't spare $50.
Francis: No, I'm sending you the money-
Lois: Just give him the $50. We have to go.
Hal: All right, your mother says it's okay, but we have to go. [hangs up]
Quote from Dewey
Dewey: [to himself] I also think we should we have meat loaf on Mondays and not on Tuesdays so we can have an extra day of meat loaf sandwiches. I also think the table should be in front of the TV and the couch should be in front of the refrigerator. I also think there should be hand-me-ups instead of hand-me-downs, I think kids should be able to steer, and I think school should be only four hours a day and should be held on top of the building. I also think...
Quote from Mr. Herkabe
Mr. Herkabe: Ah, the golden boy has returned. Release the doves.
Malcolm: Hi, Mr. Herkabe.
Mr. Herkabe: And you must be Reese. I have been thoroughly briefed on you, and if you do one thing wrong, I'm going to go medieval on your permanent record.
Reese: Ask yourself, whatever happened to the old dean of discipline?