Dewey Quote #18
Quote from Dewey in Lois vs. Evil
Hal: [taps on vent] Dewey? You in there, buddy?
Dewey: [o.s.] No.
Hal: What's wrong, pal?
Dewey: I did something bad. They told me to ride a horsy and I'm not a baby, but I would have played with the carpet cleaner and I didn't have a quarter anyway.
Hal: Uh-huh. Dewey, honey Daddy's getting a cramp in his leg. What did you do?
Dewey: I took something from Mommy's store.
Hal: Well, that's very serious. What did you take? A candy bar?
Dewey: No. It's not a candy bar.
Hal: Oh? Well, what is it?
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Lois vs. Evil’ Quotes
Quote from Lois
Malcolm: [to camera] It's been ten days since Mom lost her job. Yesterday for dinner, we had macaroni and rice. Today it's rice and macaroni.
Reese: Mom, I can't eat this stuff anymore.
Lois: Reese, this is not the time for complaining.
Reese: I'm not complaining; I'm constipated.
Lois: I'm sorry, we can't afford to live lavishly anymore. Drink your milk.
Dewey: It's lumpy.
Lois: Then chew it.
Quote from Lois
Malcolm: You're going to keep the food?
Lois: Yes. I'm not going to throw away perfectly good pie filling and... lamb chutney.
Malcolm: Don't you even care how humiliating this is?
Reese: We've done can drives. This is just the crap people find when they clean out the garage.
Lois: Okay, just stop it. I know how hard this is but no one ever said life is fair. Sometimes decent, hard-working people get dumped on for no good reason. They just have to wipe their eyes and keep on walking. Something will turn up. We just have to hold on a little bit longer.
Hal: And in the meantime be thankful for small favors. Anyone want the last olive?
Lois: Those aren't olives. Those are peaches.
[cut to an ambulance driving down the street with its siren on]
Quote from Hal
Lois: A $150 bottle of cognac? How could you take this?!
Dewey: I'm sorry.
Hal: My God, would you look at this thing? Can you imagine the man who spends $150 on a bottle of cognac? What do you think a guy like that pays for socks?