Hal: [taps on vent] Dewey? You in there, buddy?
Dewey: [o.s.] No.
Hal: What's wrong, pal?
Dewey: I did something bad. They told me to ride a horsy and I'm not a baby, but I would have played with the carpet cleaner and I didn't have a quarter anyway.
Hal: Uh-huh. Dewey, honey Daddy's getting a cramp in his leg. What did you do?
Dewey: I took something from Mommy's store.
Hal: Well, that's very serious. What did you take? A candy bar?
Dewey: No. It's not a candy bar.
Hal: Oh? Well, what is it?