Francis Quote #40
Quote from Francis in Lois vs. Evil
Tanya: Oh, Francis, you are just wonderful. I mean, you're so different than the local boys. I mean, I haven't even known you that long and I already feel so connected to you.
Francis: I know. It's almost mystical.
Tanya: Yeah, and I'm so glad the gay thing isn't an issue.
Francis: You're gay?
Tanya: No, no, silly. You are.
Francis: Wait. You think I'm gay?
Tanya: Oh, you don't have to hide anything, honey. I mean, we're a lot more liberal here than you think we are. I mean, it's not like Birmingham.
Francis: Wait a minute. You think I'm gay? Why do you think I'm gay?
Tanya: Oh, come on. You like the theater, you're good with decorating and, well, you're completely obsessed with your mother. Can you undo my hooks?
Francis: Tanya, I'm kind of having a dilemma here.
Dina: Oh, great. Frannie, can you spray me? My suit keeps riding up. [giggles]
Francis: That's why I'm here... girlfriend!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Lois vs. Evil’ Quotes
Quote from Lois
Malcolm: [to camera] It's been ten days since Mom lost her job. Yesterday for dinner, we had macaroni and rice. Today it's rice and macaroni.
Reese: Mom, I can't eat this stuff anymore.
Lois: Reese, this is not the time for complaining.
Reese: I'm not complaining; I'm constipated.
Lois: I'm sorry, we can't afford to live lavishly anymore. Drink your milk.
Dewey: It's lumpy.
Lois: Then chew it.
Quote from Lois
Malcolm: You're going to keep the food?
Lois: Yes. I'm not going to throw away perfectly good pie filling and... lamb chutney.
Malcolm: Don't you even care how humiliating this is?
Reese: We've done can drives. This is just the crap people find when they clean out the garage.
Lois: Okay, just stop it. I know how hard this is but no one ever said life is fair. Sometimes decent, hard-working people get dumped on for no good reason. They just have to wipe their eyes and keep on walking. Something will turn up. We just have to hold on a little bit longer.
Hal: And in the meantime be thankful for small favors. Anyone want the last olive?
Lois: Those aren't olives. Those are peaches.
[cut to an ambulance driving down the street with its siren on]
Quote from Hal
Lois: A $150 bottle of cognac? How could you take this?!
Dewey: I'm sorry.
Hal: My God, would you look at this thing? Can you imagine the man who spends $150 on a bottle of cognac? What do you think a guy like that pays for socks?