Francis Quote #25
Quote from Francis in Malcolm Babysits
Francis: All right, that's enough! Party's over! Don't you guys have any respect for the dead?
Drew: You took his wallet.
Francis: Lester would've wanted me to have his I.D. But that's not the point. This man was not just an alcoholic pervert janitor. He was one of us! He hated the Commandant as much as we do. He was filled with impudent rage, like we are. This man was a hero. And heroes do not rot alone in basements. They're immortalized in song. They are sent off to Valhalla in flaming ships! They are not put in beer hats or used as photo props or given fake mustaches.
[After Francis rips off the mustache, Lester's head falls to the ground]
Stanley: That wasn't fake.
Francis: My bad. What do we do now?
Stanley: Go for the spare.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Babysits’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Hal: Hi, son. Didn't hear you drive up.
Malcolm: I decided to walk.
Hal: So, how's the job going?
Malcolm: They were jerks, so I quit.
Hal: Well, that's pretty much what work is. Welcome to the club.
Quote from Lois
Lois: Malcolm, no. If you want this thing so badly pay for it with your own money. You're going to start to baby-sit next week. Just save up.
Malcolm: I don't even know what they're going to pay me.
Lois: I'll tell you what they're going to pay you. They're going to pay you what all jobs pay - less than you're worth and just enough to keep you crawling back for more. Now go on, it's bedtime.
Quote from Hal
Lois: $90 for a toy?
Malcolm: It's not a toy. It's a robotics kit. You build a little mechanical rover. It teaches you about electronics and engineering.
Lois: Does it teach you to pick up your socks? That I'd be interested in.
Hal: Besides, son robots are evil.
Malcolm: What?!
Hal: Westworld, Terminator, the creepy maid from The Jetsons. How much scientific proof do you need?