Lois Quote #713
Quote from Lois in Malcolm Babysits
Lois: Malcolm, no. If you want this thing so badly pay for it with your own money. You're going to start to baby-sit next week. Just save up.
Malcolm: I don't even know what they're going to pay me.
Lois: I'll tell you what they're going to pay you. They're going to pay you what all jobs pay - less than you're worth and just enough to keep you crawling back for more. Now go on, it's bedtime.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Babysits’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Hal: Hi, son. Didn't hear you drive up.
Malcolm: I decided to walk.
Hal: So, how's the job going?
Malcolm: They were jerks, so I quit.
Hal: Well, that's pretty much what work is. Welcome to the club.
Quote from Hal
Lois: $90 for a toy?
Malcolm: It's not a toy. It's a robotics kit. You build a little mechanical rover. It teaches you about electronics and engineering.
Lois: Does it teach you to pick up your socks? That I'd be interested in.
Hal: Besides, son robots are evil.
Malcolm: What?!
Hal: Westworld, Terminator, the creepy maid from The Jetsons. How much scientific proof do you need?
Quote from Reese
[Malcolm and Reese are playing a video game, featuring screaming and shouting, as Dewey sits on the couch behind them]
Dewey: Pass the chips, please.
Reese: Here you go.
Dewey: Thank you.
Reese: You're welcome.
Malcolm: Wow, that was a really great move. My head just went flying.
Reese: Thank you.
Malcolm: You're welcome.
Lois: I told you boys these games are too violent. Here, watch something wholesome.
Man: [sings on TV] The sun is a mass of incandescent gas A gigantic nuclear furnace Where hydrogen is built
Dewey: Give me more chips!
Reese: Get your own, doofus!
Malcolm: Shut up! I'm watching!
Dewey: You shut up! I want more chips!
Reese: Here!
[After Reese throws the chips in Dewey's face, pottery breaks as Dewey lunges at him]