Malcolm Quote #38
Quote from Malcolm in Malcolm Babysits
Mr. Inkster: Hey, you want to see something?
Malcolm: That's okay; I don't want to break it.
Mr. Inkster: Ah, don't be silly. Come, take a look.
Malcolm: Wow.
Mr. Inkster: That's a spiral galaxy.
Malcolm: [to camera] These people are amazing. They're rich, they're smart, they're polite... What are they going to do next, give me a million dollars?
Mrs. Inkster: Malcolm, do you want a million dollars?
Malcolm: What?!
Mrs. Inkster: I said, do you want a sandwich to take home?
Malcolm: Oh. [to camera] Close enough.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Babysits’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Hal: Hi, son. Didn't hear you drive up.
Malcolm: I decided to walk.
Hal: So, how's the job going?
Malcolm: They were jerks, so I quit.
Hal: Well, that's pretty much what work is. Welcome to the club.
Quote from Lois
Lois: Malcolm, no. If you want this thing so badly pay for it with your own money. You're going to start to baby-sit next week. Just save up.
Malcolm: I don't even know what they're going to pay me.
Lois: I'll tell you what they're going to pay you. They're going to pay you what all jobs pay - less than you're worth and just enough to keep you crawling back for more. Now go on, it's bedtime.
Quote from Hal
Lois: $90 for a toy?
Malcolm: It's not a toy. It's a robotics kit. You build a little mechanical rover. It teaches you about electronics and engineering.
Lois: Does it teach you to pick up your socks? That I'd be interested in.
Hal: Besides, son robots are evil.
Malcolm: What?!
Hal: Westworld, Terminator, the creepy maid from The Jetsons. How much scientific proof do you need?