Malcolm Quote #780
Quote from Malcolm in Red Dress
♫ Nice is good, mean is bad Don't be mean 'cause mean is bad Nice is better than mean ♫
[As Lois walks into the boys' room, they are all singing:]
Boys: [sing] Hugs are good Thugs are bad Don't be a thug 'cause thugs are bad Hugs are better than thugs
[Lois closes the door]
Reese: Did you see that?
Dewey: Hooray!
Malcolm: Francis is a genius! Come on! Sing louder!
Boys: [sing] Nice is good, mean is bad Don't be mean 'cause mean is bad Nice is better than
Lois: [holding a video camera] Oh, your grandmother and all your friends are just going to love this at your next birthday party.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Red Dress’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Hal: [admiring whistle] Nice place you got here.
Attendant: Thank you, sir. I like to, uh, create an atmosphere. Did you enjoy your meal, sir?
Hal: Well... if you can call four olives, two onions and a whole lot of alcohol a meal, then, yes.
Attendant: Very good, sir.
Hal: Uh... What have you got in the cologne department?
Attendant: Um, were you looking for anything in particular?
Hal: Well, I've been thinking about a signature scent. You see, I'd like to leave a room and have people say, "Boy, it smells like Hal in here"... but in a nice way.
Attendant: Right. Yeah. Uh, let's see... You... You strike me as a sandalwood.
Hal: Sandalwood, huh? Sandalwood. Let's give it a smell-see, shall we? Huh? Yes. That's quite nice. Hit me. Here we go. [chuckles] Oh, that's that is quite nice. Ooh! You do a service to your craft, sir. [to another customer leaving the bathroom] This man is a genius. [man exits] Snooty bastard. You'd think this place would be the great equalizer, huh? You know, even a king looks like a fool when he's answering nature's call. Am I right? Of course I'm right. Well... It's been a pleasure. [holds hand out] Oh. Sorry. Have a good evening.
Attendant: Uh, sir.
Hal: Yes?
Attendant: Thank you for making eye contact with me.
Quote from Dewey
Reese: Hey. What am I thinking right now?
Malcolm: I'm smart. I'm not psychic.
Dewey: Can you understand what dogs are saying?
Malcolm: No.
Dewey: I can.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Franklin, I'm ready to order.
Franklin: Are you sure, sir?
Hal: Mm-hmm. You see, in our family we have a saying. "After an hour, eat without her. If it's any longer, something's wronger."
Franklin: Very catchy, sir.
Hal: Well, when life gives you lemons make lemonade, Franklin. Do you have any lemonade?
Franklin: No, sir.
Hal: Oh. Do you have lemons?
Franklin: Yes, sir.
Hal: Well, throw one in another martini and let's hear those specials.