Hal Quote #220
Hal: Oh. Kitty, Abe... uh, what are you doing here?
Abe: Hello, Hal.
Kitty: Is everything okay? We heard a crash.
Hal: Oh, yeah. Sure. We're just, um... moving furniture. So, what brings you by?
Abe: We just came by to see Stevie.
Hal: Stevie?! [stands in doorway with cushions covering his front and back bits] Stevie isn't here. I thought he was with you.
Kitty: What- What are you talking about? Where's my baby?
Lois: Abe, Kitty, what- what are you doing here?
Kitty: We came to see Stevie. He's not here on a sleepover with your boys?
Hal: No! They told us they were spending the night at your house for a sleepover. Oh...
Lois: Hal, get my bra!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Carnival’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: Uh-oh.
Malcolm: [to camera] This is like the beginning of every horror movie I've ever seen.
Reese: I think we should all split up.
Quote from Dewey
Reese: What did you hear?
Dewey: Everything. I want to go to the fair.
Malcolm: No, Dewey. You're too young.
Dewey: Take me or I'll tell Mom.
Reese: If you do, I'll just stomp the crap out of you.
Dewey: Go ahead. I'm still telling.
Malcolm: Dewey, you're not going and you're not telling. If you blab to Mom, we'll take every pet you ever get and set it free.
Reese: We'll destroy every toy, every game, everything you ever love.
Dewey: Do what you have to.
Quote from Stevie
Kitty: A sleepover?! At someone else's house?!
Abe: Don't you like sleeping here, son?
Kitty: I don't think this is a good idea, Steve. I mean, Malcolm's family doesn't have a HEPA filter air purifier and God knows how outmoded their alarm system is. They probably don't even have motion detectors.
Abe: Be honest, son. Is it my snoring?
Kitty: You have a perfectly good hypo-allergenic mattress here to sleep on. I just don't see the point.
Stevie: It would help... me feel... normal. [rolls away] Fish... in a barrel.