Hal Quote #104

Quote from Hal in Halloween Approximately

Hal: Well, I'm thinking about this much more clearly now.
Lois: Yeah, I think we both are, Hal.
Hal: I guess Mexico's not really an option.
Lois: No, I don't think so.
Hal: No.
Lois: It would have been fun, though.
Hal: Oh, yeah.
Lois: So, what do we do now?
Hal: [sighs] Well, I assume the car has been reported stolen already. And we've probably... left our share of DNA evidence in here.
[later, Hal and Lois push the car into a lake]
Hal: It's only a 30-mile walk. We'll get home for breakfast. You know, I'm glad we didn't run away.
Lois: Yeah. Me, too.
Hal: What was my name again?
Lois: Raul, baby.


 ‘Halloween Approximately’ Quotes

Quote from Francis

Reese: Couldn't you have gotten in trouble after Halloween?
Francis: Guys, I'm sorry. I know I let you down, but... I really didn't have a choice. I mean, the commandant's fake leg was just lying there in the closet begging for a novelty bumper sticker. It was a snap decision, but I really think I did the right thing.

Quote from Francis

Francis: Boys, the time has come. You're about to see the device that will change the face of Halloween forever. Behold.
Dewey: That's not a flying chocolate maker.
Reese: This is just a bunch of tubes.
Francis: Trust me.
Reese: I do trust you, but... I expected something a little more...
Malcolm: [looking at blueprint] Oh, my God. Will this work?
Francis: Absolutely.
Reese: What? What is it?
Malcolm: It looks like an incredibly powerful slingshot.
Francis: A slingshot capable of hurling objects over a distance of two city blocks. Picture yourself you're walking down the street, you're minding your own business when all of a sudden... bam! You're hit by a ten-pound balloon filled with shaving cream, paint or any number of foul-smelling liquids. And you never, ever know who did it.
Reese: It's the perfect weapon.
Malcolm: Reese, are you crying?
Reese: [emotional] No.

Quote from Malcolm

Reese: 9 days past expiration. [drinks orange juice] Ugh. Here.
Malcolm: [drinks] Ugh! It turned carbonated.
Reese: Hmm.
Malcolm: [removes cottage cheese] Expired 2 months ago.
Reese: You don't have the guts. [hands Malcolm a spoon]
Malcolm: [gags]
Reese: [retches] [removes egg nog]
Malcolm: When was the last Christmas we have Egg Nog?
Reese: I think before Dewey.
Malcolm: It's all you, man. [Reese gags as he drinks the eggnog] [to camera] This is a game that has no winners.