Hal Quote #87
Terry: Wow, you have made a great deal here, Hal. Now, you just, uh, sign right there and she's all yours.
Hal: Yeah, you know, I been thinking I think maybe I got a little overexcited.
Terry: Aw, that's just the jitters. They'll be long gone when you're roaring home in your brand-new Porsche. Just sign.
Hal: No, I think maybe we should do this another time because I'm not feeling very well and my wife has the flu...
Terry: I'll tell you what. Let's throw in the new chrome turbo wheels and free car washes for a year. Just sign.
Hal: I can't.
Terry: But, Hal you put your initials by this number.
Hal: Sorry. Maybe some other time. [walks out]
Terry: Hal, will you do me one favor? One favor, now, I want you just to stick your head in the car one last time, okay? I want you to smell the leather, take another look at that console and tell me you don't want this car. Go ahead, do it. Come on. [Hal inhales] So what do you say?
Hal: [retches] I told you I was sick!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Smunday’ Quotes
Quote from Malcolm
[As Reese sleeps, Malcolm puts his hand in a jug of water]
Malcolm: [to camera] I picked this trick up in camp last year. This is going to be great. Wait for it. Wait for it- Oh, screw it. [pours water on Reese's crotch]
Reese: [wakes up] Oh, man.
Malcolm: What's wrong, Reese?
Reese: Nothing! Just- Just shut up and go to sleep, okay?
Malcolm: [to camera] It's good to be alive.
Quote from Francis
Francis: [on the phone] What are you doing home?
Malcolm: Mom's sick. She thinks it's Sunday. We kind of went with it.
Francis: Cool. Oh, dude, I need you to do me a giant favor. Go check the mail. Okay, there should be a letter there from Southern Alabama State.
Malcolm: Yeah, it's here. Why, did you apply there?
Francis: No, there's probably no point in me ever trying to apply there. I kind of drove a backhoe into their swimming pool.
Malcolm: Oh, man. Did they have to drain the pool?
Francis: No, if you put a ten-foot crack in them, they pretty much drain themselves. They did have to drain the gym, though.
Quote from Reese
Reese: I finally figured out how Mom could tell we were lying.
Malcolm: How?
Reese: Pheromones. She could smell the fear on us. Next time you lie, you have to take a shower first.