Quote from Francis in Smunday
Francis: [on the phone] What are you doing home? Malcolm: Mom's sick. She thinks it's Sunday. We kind of went with it. Francis: Cool. Oh, dude, I need you to do me a giant favor. Go check the mail. Okay, there should be a letter there from Southern Alabama State. Malcolm: Yeah, it's here. Why, did you apply there? Francis: No, there's probably no point in me ever trying to apply there. I kind of drove a backhoe into their swimming pool. Malcolm: Oh, man. Did they have to drain the pool? Francis: No, if you put a ten-foot crack in them, they pretty much drain themselves. They did have to drain the gym, though.