Malcolm Quote #39
Quote from Malcolm in Malcolm Babysits
Mrs. Inkster: The matinee gets out at 4:00 so we should be back before dinner.
Malcolm: Okay. What do you want me to feed the kids for lunch?
Mr. Inkster: Whatever you want. We trust you.
Malcolm: [to camera] They trust me. People like this trust me. I obviously have to say something nice back to them. This is why my family sucks. I have no training in this. [to the Inksters] This job... me like.
Mrs. Inkster: Well, we're thrilled to have found you, Malcolm. The kids love you. You're great to have around. You've really become one of the family.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Babysits’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Hal: Hi, son. Didn't hear you drive up.
Malcolm: I decided to walk.
Hal: So, how's the job going?
Malcolm: They were jerks, so I quit.
Hal: Well, that's pretty much what work is. Welcome to the club.
Quote from Lois
Lois: Malcolm, no. If you want this thing so badly pay for it with your own money. You're going to start to baby-sit next week. Just save up.
Malcolm: I don't even know what they're going to pay me.
Lois: I'll tell you what they're going to pay you. They're going to pay you what all jobs pay - less than you're worth and just enough to keep you crawling back for more. Now go on, it's bedtime.
Quote from Hal
Lois: $90 for a toy?
Malcolm: It's not a toy. It's a robotics kit. You build a little mechanical rover. It teaches you about electronics and engineering.
Lois: Does it teach you to pick up your socks? That I'd be interested in.
Hal: Besides, son robots are evil.
Malcolm: What?!
Hal: Westworld, Terminator, the creepy maid from The Jetsons. How much scientific proof do you need?