Mr. Inkster: Well... let's see what our little friend did today.
[When Mr. Inkster turns on the nannycam video, Malcolm is stood in front of the couch whistling. He walks away and returns with the blender, which he briefly turns on. He takes the blender container over to the fish tank and scoops out the prized fish. He walks in front of the camera with the blender before sitting down on the couch and raising his finger.]
Malcolm: [on video] Oh, hi. Don't worry. I'd never hurt Barney. He's part of the family. Just like I'm part of the family, right? And since a big part of this family is being such a huge phony and launching secret investigations against each other I thought I'd join in. Personal computers are great. You can file tax returns, medical records, embarrassing private e-mail... A little security tip, though. Never use your birthdate as your password. And hiding things in a fake salt can? That's just silly. I don't know who Melissa is but she sure wears a lot of lipstick. Anyway, I think I hear you guys pulling up in the driveway so let's just leave it at this: I quit. Bye.
Mr. Inkster: Who's Melissa? [Mrs. Inkster squirms]