Malcolm Quote #745
Quote from Malcolm in Bomb Shelter
Malcolm: Why wouldn't you have expected to like me?
Danielle: It wasn't a criticism of you. It's just that... Sometimes I can be really shallow about these things. Malcolm?
Malcolm: So what kind of guys do you like when you're shallow?
Danielle: No, it's nothing. It's just that I've made mistakes in the past going after guys just based on their looks.
Malcolm: So you almost didn't go out with me because I'm not good-looking enough?
Danielle: Would you let it go, okay? I like you. Now dip me.
Malcolm: Face or body?
Danielle: What?
Malcolm: Face or body, which don't you like? Or maybe you don't like any of it.
Danielle: It's all fine. It's good enough. Now dip me.
Malcolm: I can't believe you'd think like that.
Danielle: For God's sakes! [dips Malcolm]
Malcolm: You know, you're no prize.
[Danielle gasps and drops Malcolm]
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
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Hal: I'll tell you, Jack, they made women in those days. There's nothing wrong with a little meat on the bones. Now that is a fanny. [chuckles] Ah, Jack, you died too young. We beat 'em. Now they're wearing blue jeans and eating cheeseburgers in Red Square. Oh, and we made it to the moon. Big waste of money. I'll tell you what I miss the most, Jack. All these years, we have never had a president as cool as you. Here's to you, buddy. [drinks martini] You're right to look at me like that. You just can't drink a martini without an olive. Oh, would you look at that. We have a back door. I'll be right back, Jack.
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