Hal: I'll tell you, Jack, they made women in those days. There's nothing wrong with a little meat on the bones. Now that is a fanny. [chuckles] Ah, Jack, you died too young. We beat 'em. Now they're wearing blue jeans and eating cheeseburgers in Red Square. Oh, and we made it to the moon. Big waste of money. I'll tell you what I miss the most, Jack. All these years, we have never had a president as cool as you. Here's to you, buddy. [drinks martini] You're right to look at me like that. You just can't drink a martini without an olive. Oh, would you look at that. We have a back door. I'll be right back, Jack.

Hal: Well, hello. Mr. President. Well, looks like we're in this Cold War together. So, Jack, what are you drinking?

Dewey: Oh, my God, do you know what this means?
Reese: Yes! Rabbits have been using our technology!
Dewey: No, it's a bomb shelter. People built these in the '50s and '60 in case of a nuclear war.