Lois Quote #693
Quote from Lois in Bomb Shelter
Lois: If you are 99% sure you turned your oven off, don't drive yourself crazy. Besides, dogs have an instinct to run away from fire. [man runs away]
Announcer: Well, there was number three. And then they were two. Don't go anywhere, folks, we're going to crown a winner.
Lois: So it's just you and me.
Mabel: All the little children have gone home.
Lois: You have any kids?
Mabel: Four.
Lois: Five.
Mabel: Epidurals?
Lois: Please. You tear?
Mabel: Like an old sock.
Announcer: All right ladies, it's time for another bathroom break. [Lois stretches] You're not taking a break, Mabel?
Mabel: I'm good. [drinks]
Lois: [drinks] Me, too.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Bomb Shelter’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Hal: I'll tell you, Jack, they made women in those days. There's nothing wrong with a little meat on the bones. Now that is a fanny. [chuckles] Ah, Jack, you died too young. We beat 'em. Now they're wearing blue jeans and eating cheeseburgers in Red Square. Oh, and we made it to the moon. Big waste of money. I'll tell you what I miss the most, Jack. All these years, we have never had a president as cool as you. Here's to you, buddy. [drinks martini] You're right to look at me like that. You just can't drink a martini without an olive. Oh, would you look at that. We have a back door. I'll be right back, Jack.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Well, hello. Mr. President. Well, looks like we're in this Cold War together. So, Jack, what are you drinking?
Quote from Hal
Hal: I swear this mall gets more beautiful every time we come. They have really made some changes. There used to be a Banana Republic over there. Now it's over there.