Lois: If you are 99% sure you turned your oven off, don't drive yourself crazy. Besides, dogs have an instinct to run away from fire. [man runs away]
Announcer: Well, there was number three. And then they were two. Don't go anywhere, folks, we're going to crown a winner.
Lois: So it's just you and me.
Mabel: All the little children have gone home.
Lois: You have any kids?
Mabel: Four.
Lois: Five.
Mabel: Epidurals?
Lois: Please. You tear?
Mabel: Like an old sock.
Announcer: All right ladies, it's time for another bathroom break. [Lois stretches] You're not taking a break, Mabel?
Mabel: I'm good. [drinks]
Lois: [drinks] Me, too.