Reese Quote #619
Quote from Reese in College Recruiters
Reese: Mom, when Raduca found out I took the food out of your refrigerator, she was pretty upset. She says we shouldn't be living off you.
Lois: Really?
Reese: I owe you 14 slices of bologna, a half a liter of soda... [pours soda down drain]
Lois: Reese, I was against your marriage from the beginning. I thought it was a mistake for you to be tied down so early in life. But, I see you and Raduca together and, I must say, I think she's good for you.
Reese: You do? Why are you saying that?
Lois: Well, I'm giving you my blessing.
Reese: I see what's happening here. You're using reverse psychology. It's not working.
Lois: No, I'm really just saying that I like her, and I like how you are when you're with her.
Reese: Nice try, Mom, but I'm staying with Raduca.
Lois: And I approve.
Reese: You'd like me to think so, wouldn't you?
Lois: Yes, I would.
Reese: Well, I'm staying with her, Mom. Check and mate.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘College Recruiters’ Quotes
Quote from Lois
Dewey: I'm all packed up.
Hal: Good for you. Are you going somewhere?
Lois: He's going to Francis's. Let's go over the rules again. When you are on a bus, what are you to do?
Dewey: Talk to no one, don't let anyone sit next to me, try to look sickly and learning-impaired, cough every few minutes and nose-picking's okay.
Lois: Encouraged. And what if you are on the bus for a few hours and you have to go to the bathroom really, really bad?
Dewey: I still don't go.
Lois: That's my boy.
Quote from Lois
Lois: I swear I will kill my mother! She just slinks down here and marries off my son to some Eastern European bimbo. The old reptile. I can't believe her leg hasn't grown back.
Hal: Honey, calm down.
Lois: No, I am going to kill her. You know, if young person dies, it looks suspicious. When old people die, it's just the way of the world. There's no investigation.
Hal: Well, at least Reese is independent now.
Lois: Independent?! He's living in our garage! How independent is that? I read about this old woman who drowned in her bowl of soup. It happens.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Honey, look at the up side. Malcolm is going off to college, Francis is with Piama, now Reese is married. They've all flown the nest. We're done.
Lois: We still have Jamie and Dewey.
Hal: Oh, right.