Reese: Mom, when Raduca found out I took the food out of your refrigerator, she was pretty upset. She says we shouldn't be living off you.
Lois: Really?
Reese: I owe you 14 slices of bologna, a half a liter of soda... [pours soda down drain]
Lois: Reese, I was against your marriage from the beginning. I thought it was a mistake for you to be tied down so early in life. But, I see you and Raduca together and, I must say, I think she's good for you.
Reese: You do? Why are you saying that?
Lois: Well, I'm giving you my blessing.
Reese: I see what's happening here. You're using reverse psychology. It's not working.
Lois: No, I'm really just saying that I like her, and I like how you are when you're with her.
Reese: Nice try, Mom, but I'm staying with Raduca.
Lois: And I approve.
Reese: You'd like me to think so, wouldn't you?
Lois: Yes, I would.
Reese: Well, I'm staying with her, Mom. Check and mate.