Quote from Lois in College Recruiters
Dewey: I'm all packed up. Hal: Good for you. Are you going somewhere? Lois: He's going to Francis's. Let's go over the rules again. When you are on a bus, what are you to do? Dewey: Talk to no one, don't let anyone sit next to me, try to look sickly and learning-impaired, cough every few minutes and nose-picking's okay. Lois: Encouraged. And what if you are on the bus for a few hours and you have to go to the bathroom really, really bad? Dewey: I still don't go. Lois: That's my boy.