Craig Quote #148
Quote from Craig in Health Insurance
Lois: Craig! Oh, Craig. I'm so sorry. Why didn't you tell me you were playing a party?
Craig: You know? Oh Lord, this day just keep getting worse.
Lois: Oh, Craig, this is all my fault. I feel just awful about this. I'll do whatever it take to make this up to you. I'll even- [cell phone rings] Oh, hold on a second. [answers cell phone] Hello?
Dewey: Mom, it's an emergency. You've go to home quick. Something horrible happened. [Hal pulls the phone cord]
Lois: Hello? Dewey? Dewey!
Craig: Lois, if you could just get the ropes. My hands are wet, I think wrists are bleeding.
Lois: I'll be right back.
Craig: Party starts at 5:00.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Health Insurance’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Malcolm: Eat faster!
Dewey: Don't chew it. Just swallow it!
Reese: [eats ice cream] Nothing.
Malcolm: [to camera] Granted, this isn't scientific, but the fact that Reese can't get brain freeze has to prove something.
Reese: Wait. I'm feeling something in my toes. [eats more ice cream]
Quote from Craig
Joe: I just want to thank Hattie for organizing this meeting. I think it's about time the people who really do the work around here start standing up for ourselves. I for one, am sick of no overtime, no job security-
Craig: Excuse me, Joe, I just want to say that Mr. Cochran makes a lot more money than us. And I strongly feel that on that basis alone, he should be trusted.
Lois: Oh, for God's sake, Craig. You know what really bothers me? When I see Mr. Cochran parking his car out front every morning and we've got to park nine blocks away.
Craig: They let us use the shuttle to get to our cars.
Lois: That's the city bus, Craig.
Craig: I appreciate all the anger that's in this room, and God knows I'm not one to shy away from a fight, but I suggest that instead of starting a union, we form a special committee to maybe paint Mr. Cochran's house so he'll want to be nice to us. [murmurs of disagreement]
Shelly: Sit down and shut up, Feldspar.
Lois: You know what? I've worked here for almost ten years. I have never felt we needed a union, but when I think about what this place has done to some of us, how it's made us so afraid to even voice our opinions, then I think maybe we do. [applause]
Craig: Okay, but let the record show that I advocated a policy of cowardice and appeasement.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Well, we can't take a walk without our jackets anymore, Jamie. It's the first cool day of fall. Fall reminds adults about our mortality, but for you, it's just pretty leaves.