Quote from Craig in Health Insurance
Lois: Craig! Oh, Craig. I'm so sorry. Why didn't you tell me you were playing a party? Craig: You know? Oh Lord, this day just keep getting worse. Lois: Oh, Craig, this is all my fault. I feel just awful about this. I'll do whatever it take to make this up to you. I'll even- [cell phone rings] Oh, hold on a second. [answers cell phone] Hello? Dewey: Mom, it's an emergency. You've go to home quick. Something horrible happened. [Hal pulls the phone cord] Lois: Hello? Dewey? Dewey! Craig: Lois, if you could just get the ropes. My hands are wet, I think wrists are bleeding. Lois: I'll be right back. Craig: Party starts at 5:00.