‘Malcolm Films Reese’
Season 5, Episode 5 - Aired November 30, 2003
Mr. Herkabe gives Malcolm an assignment to film covert footage of a deviant mind... Reese. Hal is hopeful things are turning around at work when the washer-dryer needs replacing. Meanwhile, Otto is upset by a negative review of the Grotto, and Dewey earns money by becoming a street performer.
Quote from Dewey
Dewey: [to Hal] If you overload it, you'll burn out the motor. You're only supposed to use two caps of... Aw, just let me do it.
Quote from Malcolm
Malcolm: [to camera] Well, I served my three weeks suspension, and I got to say things have really changed. I think I might have created the most polite high school in America. [nobody talks to each other] For the most part.
Reese: Hey, plagiarizer. Hey, pukes-after-she-eats. Hey, dad-had-a-breakdown-'cause-mom-went-lesbian.
Malcolm: [to camera] He actually has an amazing memory for this kind of stuff.
[Lunch Lady Shirley winks at Malcolm as she bends over to pick up a lunch tray]