Malcolm: [to camera] Well, I served my three weeks suspension, and I got to say things have really changed. I think I might have created the most polite high school in America. [nobody talks to each other] For the most part.
Reese: Hey, plagiarizer. Hey, pukes-after-she-eats. Hey, dad-had-a-breakdown-'cause-mom-went-lesbian.
Malcolm: [to camera] He actually has an amazing memory for this kind of stuff.
[Lunch Lady Shirley winks at Malcolm as she bends over to pick up a lunch tray]