Ted: Hey, guys.
Barney: Well, well. Look who thinks he can just waltz in here, and be part of the gang again. Well, you can forget it.
Ted: Listen, Barney, I...
Barney: Please be part of the gang again! I don't wanna lose anyone else! We're all really sorry. We'll even let you recite all the douchey poems you want, and we'll never, never say a bad thing about it. I promise.
Ted: Really? Because there actually is a poem I'd like to recite. Friendship, by Ralph Waldo Emerson. "A ruddy drop of manly blood The surging sea outweighs The world uncertain comes and goes"
[Robin enters MacLaren's and makes a fart noise]
Robin: I'm sorry. Someone had to do that. Who wants another drink? I'm buying.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, I'd love to tell you that over the years, we didn't all drift apart a little at one time or another. You don't mean for it to happen, but it does. But no matter what, to this day, come hell or high water, we still all get together every year for Robots vs. Wrestlers.