Lily Quote #227
Quote from Lily in Dowisetrepla
Future Ted: [v.o.] The next day, Lily and Marshall went to the mortgage broker to get a loan.
Marshall: Hey, uh, can we get this in singles? Before we get the apartment I want to put in a kiddie pool and swim around in it naked. [laughs]
Bank employee: [laughs] Great! That is great.
Marshall: Thank you.
Bank employee: Okay! All right, back to business. All right, Mrs. Aldrin, I'm going to need your social as well.
Lily: What? Why? I mean, you already have Marshall's.
Bank employee: Yes, but since you're a married couple, you'll be applying for a joint loan, so.
Lily: Well, can we just go ahead and do it in my husband's name? He's the head of the household. He earns the big bucks. I mean, can women even own property?
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Dowisetrepla’ Quotes
Quote from Marshall
Lily: Oh, what a horrible smell.
Marshall: It reeks!
Cab Driver: Oh, that's just the plant. Don't worry, they shut it down on the weekends.
Lily: Wh- What plant? What are you talking about?
Cab Driver: Don't you know? Baby, this whole neighborhood is downwind of the sewage treatment plant.
Marshall: Wait... What did you just say?
Cab Driver: I said, we're downwind of the sewage treatment plant.
[Titles: "downwind of the sewage treatment plant" -> "DOwnWInd of the SEwage TReatment PLant" -> "dowisetrepla"]
Marshall & Lily: Uh-oh.
Quote from Robin
Robin: Oh, my God, Lily, have you seen this kitchen?
Lily: I know. It's... Isn't it amazing? I love it so...
Robin: What the hell are you doing? You can't buy this place. Lily, you have a debt of the size of Mount Waddington!
Lily: Waddington?
Robin: It's the tallest mountain in Canada. It's like 4,000 meters high.
Lily: Meters?
Quote from Barney
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, everybody make mistakes. Take this girl Meg for instance. She made a mistake, a mistake named Barney.
Meg: Yeah I thought I was gonna get married to my last boyfriend but, boy, did that guy have commitment issues! That whole relationships, that 3 weeks of my life I'll never get back.
Barney: Well, I love commitment. I wish I could marry commitment.