Quote from Lily in Dowisetrepla
Future Ted: [v.o.] The next day, Lily and Marshall went to the mortgage broker to get a loan. Marshall: Hey, uh, can we get this in singles? Before we get the apartment I want to put in a kiddie pool and swim around in it naked. [laughs] Bank employee: [laughs] Great! That is great. Marshall: Thank you. Bank employee: Okay! All right, back to business. All right, Mrs. Aldrin, I'm going to need your social as well. Lily: What? Why? I mean, you already have Marshall's. Bank employee: Yes, but since you're a married couple, you'll be applying for a joint loan, so. Lily: Well, can we just go ahead and do it in my husband's name? He's the head of the household. He earns the big bucks. I mean, can women even own property?