Ted Quote #77
Quote from Ted in Drumroll, Please
Victoria: We're not gonna kiss tonight. [Ted pounds keys on the piano] If we kiss, all of this becomes real. You, you might use too much tongue, or not use enough and then suddenly, poof, spell's broken.
Ted: I will use exactly the right amount of tongue.
Victoria: Okay, how about this? The best part of any first-kiss is the lead-up to it, the moment right before the lips touch. It's like a big drumroll. So, how about, tonight, we just stick with the drumroll.
Ted: Okay.
Victoria: But we can't kiss.
Ted: Okay.
[Victoria and Ted lean in as to kiss, but then pull away]
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Ted: Yes! No.
Barney: Oh, come on!
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Lily: So, that's what happened to the bouquet. You know, good for Victoria. It's such an evil tradition.
Ted: You're not gonna do it at your wedding?
Lily: Oh, yeah, I'm gonna take that flower grenade and chuck it into the crowd and scream, "Crawl for it, bitches!" It's just what girls do.