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30Quotes from ‘Drumroll, Please’

How I Met Your Mother: Drumroll, Please

113. Drumroll, Please

Aired January 23, 2006

When Ted meets a new woman at Claudia and Stuart's wedding, they agree not to exchange names or numbers and make it a one night stand.

Quote from Barney

Tanya: Wow, the Peace Corps?
Barney: Yeah, I ship out tomorrow for two years. You know, some people say the Peace Corps is the most noble thing a person can do. To those people, I say, "Is it?" And usually they say, "Yes, it is."


Quote from Lily

Lily: So, that's what happened to the bouquet. You know, good for Victoria. It's such an evil tradition.
Ted: You're not gonna do it at your wedding?
Lily: Oh, yeah, I'm gonna take that flower grenade and chuck it into the crowd and scream, "Crawl for it, bitches!" It's just what girls do.

Quote from Barney

Barney: Ted, oh my gosh, I love this moment. You know why? Because I'm gonna say it and this time you're actually gonna say yes. You ready? You ready to say yes? Ted, suit up!
Ted: Yes! No.
Barney: Oh, come on!

Quote from Ted

Ted: I guess, what, we'll need fake names?
Victoria: Um, you can call me Buttercup. [Victoria and Ted shake hands]
Ted: Pleased to meet you, Buttercup. I'm Lando Calrissian. [Victoria laughs] Wow, this is kind of exciting. Our names will forever be shrouded...
Barney: [enters] Ted, Ted, Ted, look, I got a bridesmaid, Ted, look, look, Ted, the second hottest bridesmaid, Ted, look. See ya, Ted. [leaves]
Ted: So, I'm Ted.
Victoria: Victoria. But no last names.
Ted: No last names.

Quote from Marshall

Marshall: [to Ted] A drumroll? That's it? So, what, you just said good-night, came home, and performed a drum solo?

Quote from Marshall

Ted: There was no Victoria at the wedding.
Lily: Maybe she used a second fake name. Oh, she's good, she's very good.
Marshall: Maybe she was a ghost. That's why she didn't wanna kiss you, because you'd just pass right through her and feel really cold for a second. Oh my God, I just had a great idea for a screenplay.
Ted: Marshall. She was not a ghost.
Marshall: I know that she wasn't a ghost, she picked up a bouquet, proving she had corporeal form.

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