Lily Quote #706

Quote from Lily in Last Time in New York

Lily: Well, the only thing not checked-off on this list is "Scotch with Barney." That's the easiest one on here. You are avoiding him.
Ted: I'm not. We've both been busy. Besides, Marshall and I are saving that Scotch to have a drink with Barney
before the rehearsal dinner. Because it's not just any bottle, it's a $600 Glen McKenna 30-Year.
Future Ted: [v.o.] What I didn't know at the time was:
[flashback:]
Lily: I told those idiots these death-rods are not welcome here.
Robin: What is it with dudes and swords?
Lily: This is fun.
Robin: Oh, yeah. And it's so cool when I go like this:
Lily: [in Spanish accent] Hi. My name is Rodrigo DeGoya. You killed someone I love. Prepare to dance.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Yes, kids, that's what your Aunt Lily thought the line was.
Lily: [normal voice] We'll switch it with this cheap bottle of whiskey. You peel the label off the Glen McKenna.
Robin: On it.
Lily: Then we'll pour the... Robin.
Robin: Damn, that's smooth.
Lily: Pour it into the other bottle.
Robin: Wait, the colors aren't dark enough.
Lily: [adds chocolate sauce] Still not right. I think it was a little redder.
Robin: [adds tomato ketchup] Okay, now the consistency's off.
Lily: [adds hand sanitizer]
Robin: Eh.

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 ‘Last Time in New York’ Quotes

Quote from Robin

Robin: There's gotta be someplace to bang here.
Barney: I'm starving. I knew we should've hit the buffet...
Robin: [slaps Barney] Don't say "buffet." That attracts old people. Same goes for "coupon," "60 Minutes," and "Mandy Patinkin."
Barney: What? Robin, you're being paranoid. Old people don't magically sense it when you say "Mandy Patinkin." [echoing] Patinkin.

Quote from Lily

Lily: Hey, Ted?
Ted: Yeah?
Lily: You wrote down all these things to say goodbye to, but so many of them are good things. Why not just say goodbye to the bad things? Say goodbye to all the times you felt lost. To all the times it was a "no" instead of a "yes." To all the scrapes and bruises. To all the heartache. Say goodbye to everything you really want to do for the last time. But don't go have one last Scotch with Barney. Have the first Scotch toasting Barney's new life. Because that's a good thing... And the good things will always be here waiting for you. What?
Ted: Turn the page.
Lily: "Get one last life lecture from Lily." Well, you're dreaming if you think that's the last one of those.

Quote from Marshall

[flashback to April 26 at 12:44 pm:]
Ted: Oh. Hey.
Marshall: Hey, bud. I was about to take Lily's rehearsal dinner dress to the dry cleaner.
Ted: Oh, that's too bad. Because, uh, I was just watching The Princess Bride, when something occurred to me.
Marshall: How, at the end, Andre the Giant hooks them up with those horses and then Inigo Montoya is like, "Fezzik, you did something right." And it's like, bro, Andre's been doing stuff right the whole movie. Knocking out serpents, busting down castle doors. Basically carrying your revenge-and-sangria-soaked ass. So instead of being a patronizing jerk, how about a simple: "Hey, thanks for the horses, bro"? That's totally what you were thinking, right?
Ted: No, l... No, I came over here... God, that's a really good point.