Lily: Well, the only thing not checked-off on this list is "Scotch with Barney." That's the easiest one on here. You are avoiding him.
Ted: I'm not. We've both been busy. Besides, Marshall and I are saving that Scotch to have a drink with Barney
before the rehearsal dinner. Because it's not just any bottle, it's a $600 Glen McKenna 30-Year.
Future Ted: [v.o.] What I didn't know at the time was:
[flashback:]
Lily: I told those idiots these death-rods are not welcome here.
Robin: What is it with dudes and swords?
Lily: This is fun.
Robin: Oh, yeah. And it's so cool when I go like this:
Lily: [in Spanish accent] Hi. My name is Rodrigo DeGoya. You killed someone I love. Prepare to dance.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Yes, kids, that's what your Aunt Lily thought the line was.
Lily: [normal voice] We'll switch it with this cheap bottle of whiskey. You peel the label off the Glen McKenna.
Robin: On it.
Lily: Then we'll pour the... Robin.
Robin: Damn, that's smooth.
Lily: Pour it into the other bottle.
Robin: Wait, the colors aren't dark enough.
Lily: [adds chocolate sauce] Still not right. I think it was a little redder.
Robin: [adds tomato ketchup] Okay, now the consistency's off.
Lily: [adds hand sanitizer]
Robin: Eh.