Barney Quote #1631
Quote from Barney in The Broath
Barney: My friends think you're wrong for me, so they're having an intervention. [Marshall clears his throat] A "Quinntervention."
Quinn: I don't understand.
Marshall: Well, see, your name is Quinn, and so...
Barney: I'll explain. I made Ted promise not to tell them what you do, but he did, and now they don't trust you.
Quinn: Wow, that really hurts. But what's even worse is that you felt the need to lie about me. I'm not ashamed of who I am, Barney, but you clearly are.
Barney: I'm not ashamed of you. I just didn't want them to judge you without...
Quinn: Maybe we are moving too fast.
Barney: What? What is that supposed to mean?
Quinn: I don't think I can do this.
Barney: Wait, are you ending things just like that? If you walk out that door, you prove them right. You prove that you're just some heartless stripper who never gave a damn about me in the...
Quinn: [slaps Barney] Don't call me.
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Quote from Marshall
Lily: Quinn totally duped Barney, and he couldn't even see it.
Ted: Well, apparently, the sex is mind-blowing.
Marshall: Ha, I've been there. Yeah. I was once with this chick who answered the door wearing nothing but, uh, whipped cream, a dog collar and a hot pink thong.
Lily: Marshall, you can't tell sex stories about "this chick," because everyone knows it's me. I'm the only woman
you've ever been with.
Marshall: It's not fair, the guys are always telling their sex stories and I can top every one of them. Baby, you're like 20 slutty chicks all rolled into one.
Lily: Sweet talk is not going to change my mind.
Quote from Robin
Future Ted: [v.o.] And Robin was staying with her coworker, Patrice.
Patrice: You seem so down today, Robin. I made you cookies.
Robin: Damn it, Patrice, stop smothering me!
Quote from Barney
Barney: I don't understand. Wh... Wait a sec. Ted Evelyn Mosby, you broke The Broath.
Ted: Howdare you?! A Broath is the most sacred bond between... Okay, yeah, I did.
Barney: Are you aware that breaking a Broath can have deadly, even fatal repercussions? Have you studied history, Ted?
Ted: Extensively. But I'm a little shaky on fake history, so...
Barney: The tragic cost of a broken Broath dates back to Ancient Bro-man times...
[historical flashback:]
Barney: Hey, Bro-tus, you'd tell me if, like, a bunch of dudes were conspiring to assassinate me, right?
Ted: Um, totally, Caesar. Paranoid much?
Barney: Just to be sure, can you swear a Broath to me?
Ted: Sure. I swear.
Barney: Thanks. You've always got my back.
[A team of ninjas arrive and attempt to kill Ceasar, but he manages to overpower them]
Barney: Et tu, Bro-te? [throws a ninja star]
[present:]
Barney: And then he banged, like, a hundred chicks and invented a salad. True story.