Quote from Marshall in The Broath
Lily: Quinn totally duped Barney, and he couldn't even see it. Ted: Well, apparently, the sex is mind-blowing. Marshall: Ha, I've been there. Yeah. I was once with this chick who answered the door wearing nothing but, uh, whipped cream, a dog collar and a hot pink thong. Lily: Marshall, you can't tell sex stories about "this chick," because everyone knows it's me. I'm the only woman you've ever been with. Marshall: It's not fair, the guys are always telling their sex stories and I can top every one of them. Baby, you're like 20 slutty chicks all rolled into one. Lily: Sweet talk is not going to change my mind.