Barney: My friends think you're wrong for me, so they're having an intervention. [Marshall clears his throat] A "Quinntervention."
Quinn: I don't understand.
Marshall: Well, see, your name is Quinn, and so...
Barney: I'll explain. I made Ted promise not to tell them what you do, but he did, and now they don't trust you.
Quinn: Wow, that really hurts. But what's even worse is that you felt the need to lie about me. I'm not ashamed of who I am, Barney, but you clearly are.
Barney: I'm not ashamed of you. I just didn't want them to judge you without...
Quinn: Maybe we are moving too fast.
Barney: What? What is that supposed to mean?
Quinn: I don't think I can do this.
Barney: Wait, are you ending things just like that? If you walk out that door, you prove them right. You prove that you're just some heartless stripper who never gave a damn about me in the...
Quinn: [slaps Barney] Don't call me.