‘Mosbius Designs’
Season 4, Episode 20 - Aired April 13, 2009
When Ted starts a new design firm from his apartment, he puts off doing any actual work to get clients. Barney helps Marshall find a "thing" to make him stand out more at work.
Quote from Barney
Marshall: Are you ever gonna tell her how you feel?
Barney: No. Maybe. Never. I don't know. Look... Ah. I just need to get that PJ idiot away from her. If Lily were here, she'd know exactly how to get rid of him.
Marshall: Maybe I can help.
Barney: Marshall, you're no Lily. Lily is a diabolical puppet master, subtly manipulating every situation to get exactly what she wants. She's pure evil, Marshall. You got a good one there. Hang on to her.
Quote from Barney
Man: You can't trade Manny Ramirez for two middle relievers!
H.R. Rep: If you veto that trade, I am out of the league!
PJ: Okay. Okay, I'll figure it out.
Barney: Hire the kid to be a "paralegal". He gets to do all the work, and you still get to be Sports Guy. Pure evil, Eriksen. Pure evil. [fist bumps Marshall] Hey, thanks.
Quote from Ted
Ted: [sighs, picks up phone and dials] Hi, this is Ted Mosby of Mosbius Designs. I'm calling to inquire about any design needs you may have now or in the future.
Robin: [on her cell phone] That sounds great, buddy.
Ted: Really? I sound confident?
Robin: Yep. Now call an actual client.
Ted: Great.
Quote from Barney
Marshall: Hey, Food Guy!
Barney: Hey, Toy Guy!
[A guy dressed like a samurai and brandishing a blade appears in the corridor behind Marshall and Barney]
Marshall: Who's that guy?
Barney: He doesn't work here. I think we should leave the building.
Marshall: Really?
Barney: This has happened before.
[Barney and Marshall run out of the room]