‘Matchmaker’
Season 1, Episode 7 - Aired November 7, 2005
After Barney drags Ted to a matchmaker, she promises to find a woman for him in three days. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily do battle with a mysterious beast.
Quote from Ted
Ted: OK, I, I went to Love Solutions and I saw on Ellen Pierce's computer that you and I are a 9.6. Your fiance's only an 8.5.
Sarah: You looked at my file?
Ted: I had to. You're my only match. Aren't you even a little curious? The woman who set you up with your fiancé thinks we're a better match.
Sarah: I am getting married on Saturday.
Ted: [singing] Summer breeze...
Sarah: Ted.
Ted: Look, don't you think you're being a little impulsive marrying a guy you just met a few months ago?
Sarah: Don't you think it's a little impulsive for you to proposition an engaged woman you don't even know?
Ted: See, we're both impulsive. We're perfect for each other.