Marshall: Seriously, it's time. What are my gaps?
Ted: Well, I guess maybe one gap you have is... you can't wink.
[flashback to the gang at MacLaren's:]
Marshall: Don't you think that maybe we should go home... and, uh, "do the laundry"? [Marshall's eye flutters]
Lily: [v.o.] You can't swallow pills.
[flashback to Marshall spitting up a pill, which lands on Lily's forehead]

Robin: Ooh! Ooh! I got one! You- You think John Kennedy and Jack Kennedy are the same person. Right? It's... What?

Jerry: Uh, okay. Barney, uh, maybe that's enough.
Barney: What? J.J. started it. What does J.J. even stand for anyway? J-J-Jerky... Jerkface?
Jerry: J.J. stands for Jerome Jr.
Barney: Jerome Jr.? Oh. He- He's named after you. Excuse me. [exits]
J.J.: I like having a brother.

Lily: Are you sure you don't want to talk about it?
Barney: I'm fine. Hey, Ted.
Ted: Yeah, buddy?
Barney: You, uh, still want a basketball hoop out there?
Ted: Oh. Well, uh, I also really liked your outdoor stripper pole idea.
Marshall: Yeah, it's fine.
Barney: No. You were right. A kid needs a hoop.

[flashback:]
Jerry: I have a family now. That's my wife, Cheryl. My daughter, Carly. She's in college. This is my son, J.J. I was hoping you could come over to dinner sometime and meet them.
Barney: You're all wearing matching sweaters. That's cute. Look, I gotta get goin', Jerry. But, uh, this was great. Glad we did this.
[present:]
Jerry: I made him wait all these years for me, and... I'm just not the guy he wanted me to be. I know I don't deserve it, but I need another chance to connect with my son.